Conversations with Maxwell

Max: Can I die?
Tammy: No.
Max: Why not?
Tammy: Because I’ll put you in time out.
Max: But I’ll be dead!

“Do you spell smart s-n-o-o-o-z-e?”


  1. Posted September 4, 2012 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    Gotta love the zombie time out.

  2. adrienne
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    Time Outs really aren’t a great motivator for Maxwell in the first place.

  3. Posted September 4, 2012 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    My favorite was always, “Go to your room.” I wanted to be there, anyway.

  4. Posted September 5, 2012 at 11:32 am | Permalink

    …hahaha, um, yeah. Being dead, the child still will manage to entertain himself.

  5. adrienne
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    Farida, I simplified that by mostly not leaving my room, unless it was to go outside or eat.

    Tanita, That’s our Maxwell.

  6. Tonderdo
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    Time out does work @ home for the most part. Maxwell is a discipline nightmare.

  7. Posted September 9, 2012 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    That kid is some kind of brilliant is what he is.

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