Question: Now that I’m in charge of a library, is it okay for me to declare not using the Oxford comma a fireable offense?
Hannah Montana Magic 8 Ball: UNDERNEATH IT ALL YES
Princess Magic 8 Ball: ♥ NEVER!
Fortune Cookie Magic 8 Ball: HONORABLE ANSWER IS YES
I Can Has Cheezburger Magic 8 Ball: ZZZ… IR SLEEPING
Woody’s Roundup Magic 8 Ball: THAT’S A MIGHTY BIG YES
Hm. Results are mixed, and perhaps this warrants further exploration, but we all know the right answer, don’t we?