Am I Getting It All Wrong?

I have never understood the fear of death. I fear life. I fear pain. I fear getting it all wrong.

I figured I’d ask the Magic 8 Balls about my fears while I packed them up.

Question: Am I getting it all wrong?

Hannah Montana Magic 8 Ball: MAYBE JUST MAYBE
Magic Love Ball: MAYBE YES MAYBE NO
Ruby Gloom Magic 8 Ball: YEAH, SURE
Princess Magic 8 Ball: YOU KNOW IT!
Series of Unfortunate Events Magic 8 Ball: AS I SEE IT GRIM
Magic 8 Ball Whose Name I Do Not Know: :(
Sarcastic Magic 8 Ball: IN YOUR DREAMS
Glee Magic 8 Ball: YOU’RE BORING ME NOW
Magic Yoda: WHY
I Can Has Cheezburger Magic 8 Ball: I DUN FINK SO
NAPA Auto Parts Magic 8 Ball: STABILITY IS KEY
Nightmare Before Christmas Magic 8 Ball: MOST LIKELY
Woody’s Roundup Magic 8 Ball: YOU KNOW THERE’S AN OLD SAYING OUT ON THE RANGE THAT GOES NOPE
CRAZ 4 TXT Magic 8 Ball: EWWWW! TMI! NO! ROFL!
Positive Affirmation Magic 8 Ball: WHO SAYS YOU’RE STUPID?
Spongebob Squarepants Magic 8 Ball: TODAY’S NOT YOUR DAY
Simpsons Magic 8 Ball: OKELEY DOKELEY-DO!
Muppet Show Magic 8 Ball: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, BUSTER!
Financial Adviser Magic 8 Ball: SELL NOW
Magic Fortune Cookie: TRY THE EGGROLL
Magic Date Ball: NO WAY!
Care Bears Magic 8 Ball: YOU GOT IT
Magic Orb: THE STARS SAY NO
Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball: LET’S GO WITH THAT
Instant Excuse Magic 8 Ball: THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
Shrek Magic 8 Ball: YES, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Time Warner Magic 8 Ball: UNLIKELY
Traditional Magic 8 Ball: MY SOURCES SAY NO

I guess I don’t get to know the answer to that question any better than anyone else does.

Damn.

I was unable to get responses out of a few of my Magic 8 Balls, as the water’s gone wonky in some of them and made them unreadable.

Magic 8 Balls Ready to Go

7 Comments

  1. Posted November 11, 2012 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    DUDE. I didn’t realize how many you have!

  2. Posted November 12, 2012 at 6:31 am | Permalink

    You have that many Magic 8 balls? Wow!! You are just too cool :).

    I think you should go with “Try the Eggroll.”

  3. adrienne
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    Jules and Jama, Many people have supported my Magic 8 Ball habit.

  4. jennifer paxson
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    I think it’s funny that the box says “the future delivered” Did you do that on purpose?

  5. adrienne
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    I did, Jenny. Thank you for noticing. :)

  6. Posted November 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    If you doubt yourself, have something to eat. Jewish, Italian, and Chinese mothers apparently all agree on this. Enjoy the egg roll…

  7. adrienne
    Posted November 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    I am definitely eating, and I’m trying not to be insane about going to the gym while I’m spending a few weeks focusing on moving, but I’m feeling a little insane about it. I have to keep reminding myself that it’s okay to take a few weeks off to move and, you know, experience a major holiday. Oh and also to go through the whole public hearing/approval process for the library’s 2013 budget.

    Not much going on lately.

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