Auto Dude: That tractor trailer truck is driving on the sidewalk.
[Pause while we both observe the tractor trailer truck which was, indeed, driving on the sidewalk. That driver must have really wanted some Bruegger’s.]
Auto Dude: That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.
Me: You work on Monroe Ave., and that’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?
Auto Dude: That’s pretty bad, isn’t it?
Me: You should spend some more time looking out the window.
Even though I had the wipers replaced, there’s still a piece of broken wiper stuck in the ice on the corner of my windshield. After the hour-and-a-half long project that was getting my car out of the driveway this morning, I didn’t have the energy to pluck it out.
I need to buy a plane ticket to go somewhere where the sun always shines.