I Still Don’t Know What One of the Keys on My Work Key Ring Opens

I’m hoping it opens the hidden Door of Power, which, once we find it, will lead to three trials that, if we are able to successfully complete them, will lead to the Magic Money Tree that only blooms under the light of the gibbous moon when you say the exact right words in Elvish, which, thank J.R.R. Tolkien, is completely in my skill set.

I have to remember to add “Quest for hidden Door of Power” to our strategic plan. Just in case.

6 Comments

  1. Chad
    Posted May 28, 2013 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    Oh, you must not have reached that part of the Library Director initiation yet. You don’t know about the multi-dimensional recreation space that only Library Directors have access to.

    And, no, you shouldn’t wonder how I know about it.

    *cue spooky X-Files-esque music*

  2. adrienne
    Posted May 28, 2013 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    The mulch-dimensional recreation space sounds completely better than the hidden Door of Power, although the hidden Door of Power would be more useful to me right now.

    I have really got to rewatch the X-Files. It’s about time Lucas watched it.

  3. ghost
    Posted May 28, 2013 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    “You encourage me. We will seek the hidden doors together…” Gandolf in Fellowship of the Ring pg 310

  4. Robert
    Posted May 28, 2013 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    The mulch-dimensional recreation space sounds like a gardener’s dream

  5. Maria
    Posted May 28, 2013 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    Maybe it goes to the TARDIS. One never knows.

  6. adrienne
    Posted May 28, 2013 at 10:24 pm | Permalink

    Ghost, Good quote.

    Robert, Curses! I blame the Autocorrect on my iPad. It’s always trying to make me look stoopid.

    Maria, That would be so awesome.

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