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May 19, 2005
Queen Amidala's Diary
Long Time Ago
Naboo
calories: 840 (can’t get Ben & Jerry’s here since we had that problem with the Trade Federation, v. annoying), alcohol units: 1 (really needed it), winning lotto numbers: 0
Am pregnant. Came home to figure out what to do. Knew I’d pay for night of passion on Tatooine. Should have known Anakin was an emotional fuckwit when he slaughtered that entire village, but they were just Sandpeople. Or were they Jawas? Whatever. Can’t keep the species on that planet straight. He seemed really sorry, though. Cried and everything.
Anakin’s eyes have been glowing lately. I think maybe he’s turning evil. Also hasn’t taken out the trash for weeks, and I had to call Master Yoda over to clear the drain in the bathroom. Lightsabers are dead useful for that.
Oh, God. Jar Jar just rung up. He’s coming over. Think he has crush on me. May need to go into hiding with unborn children – I mean, child.
Posted by adrienne at May 19, 2005 10:32 AM
Comments
I could have told her no good would come from being knocked up. She should have heeded the warning signs.
Posted by: tonderdo at May 22, 2005 09:38 PM