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June 12, 2005
Queen Amidala’s Diary, Part 4
Long Time Ago
Coruscant
Calories: 1560, number glasses milk: 3, winning lotto numbers: 0
Chancellor Palpatine looks like shit. “Hideously disfigured” doesn’t even cover it.
Anakin says it’s because Mace Windu tried to murder the Chancellor. I don’t know. Now Anakin’s all on about some “special mission” Palpatine wants him to do. I hope he’s getting Palpatine some freaking Botox or something. I mean, we can replace limbs and encase burn victims in black plastic suits to keep them alive. They must make an ointment for Palpatine's deal. Jeez.
The whole disfigurement thing did make the senate meeting more interesting than usual. Senator Organa and I were writing notes back and forth the whole time arguing about how many species in the room were actually uglier than the Chancellor. That Bail is a stitch. Too bad he’s married.
Of course, Palpatine was going on and on about how evil the Jedi are (as if I didn’t know, esp. since one knocked me up) and how he’s creating some new Empire thingey. If they can figure out how to get Cherry Garcia to Naboo, I’m all for it.
Posted by adrienne at June 12, 2005 10:34 PM
Comments
Overachiever, show-off.
Posted by: tonderdo at June 13, 2005 10:50 AM
The calories and milk thing?
Posted by: Adrienne at June 13, 2005 12:00 PM
"I haven't updated watat?!" I dropped you off after 10 pm. so you are a show off.
Posted by: tonderdo at June 13, 2005 12:44 PM
HELLO! It's called "inspiration" (i.e. what sometimes happens when you put of doing something long enough).
Posted by: Adrienne at June 13, 2005 01:42 PM
Speaking of inspiration, you really should have a link to my Red Sox site, Game Goat. Honestly. It's a daily must-read.
http://www.livejournal.com/~gamegoat
Honestly and truly.
Posted by: Sabrina at June 13, 2005 01:53 PM
I think people will see this in the comments, but I'll get it on the main page one of these days soon.... :)! Yay, Sabrina, with your cool new blog!!
Posted by: Adrienne at June 13, 2005 10:44 PM