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May 17, 2006
Queen Amidala's Diary, Prequal 2, Part 1 (Unearthed by Regular watat.com Reader Emily Ciampa)
Long Time Ago
Coruscant
calories: 800; alcohol units: 2; cans of hairspray: 0; winning lotto numbers: 0; dead body doubles: 1
Ick! Had to fly my own bloody ship (although I love the low maintenance do) to this "important" vote on Couruscant because someone is trying to kill me...being kidnapped by the trade federation then forced to the ass end of the universe with a kid and a couple of incompetant Jedi wasn't enough!
So happy to step down as queen - someone else can figure out how to get Cherry Garcia and dark chocolate peaunut M&Ms on Naboo. I'm such a sucker, can't believe I let the queen elect talk me into being a senator. The alterantive was Jar Jar representing all of the peoples of Naboo...blink...twitch...more of a threat than a request to serve. Anyway...
Corde snuffed it because my overprotective security was right...I hate that. The body double position is getting more and more difficult to fill. Yoda and the other Jedi are supposed to be all powerful but couldn't even figure out who's after me...isn't that what the force is for?? Hello!!!
Arrived at my flat hoping to take a hot shower and a nap, Jar Jar was there. How many times do I have to tell him that I am NEVER going to sleep with him?
Obi Wan showed up to "guard" me, I knew he wanted me...so not happening, he can't even fix a hyperdrive! Anakin was with him, can't believe that kid grew up into a Jedi, seems like the same mama's boy he was the last time I saw him, but determined to find out who is trying to kill me. He must want me too. Why do I always attract the psychos?
At least I can get Cherry Garcia AND dark chocolate peanut M&Ms here.
Posted by adrienne at May 17, 2006 08:57 AM