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October 21, 2006
Queen Amidala's Diary, Prequal 2, Part 2 (Unearthed by Regular watat.com Reader Emily Kenna)
Long Time Ago
Coruscant
calories: 1500; alcohol units: 7; cans of hairspray: 1; winning lotto numbers: 3; disgusting critters: 2
These Jedi are so far behind the 8 ball! They were out in the parlor bickering while these disgusting 1000 legged critters nearly killed me!!!! Shut up and draw your lightsabers! Obi Wan is still trying to get me into bed, he thought it'd be so impressive and daring to jump out the window on the device that released those horrific bugs into my room...in his dreams! I'll give Anakin this, he can drive. He saved his "master's" ass again...
After that Jedi blunder, I'm being sent home and I have to take Anakin with me. He's a whiny baby with one hell of an ego, "the one who will bring balance to the force" who does he think he is? Mace Windu? (Ooh...he's a hottie...) Sure, the council needs Windu, too busy as a master to protect me...plus, I'm going home, where is the danger?? Aside from going home means it could be a day's drive to get Cherry Garcia. The council is paranoid - maybe they all want to sleep with me...Mace, come to mama!
The journey was brutal. I have a headache from all of Anakin's whining about what he's given up as a Jedi and he keeps giving me these creepy stalker eyes. I'm still trying to figure out why R2's presence is supposed to be comforting. He couldn't spot the critters either - and he was in my room! When we arrived at home Anakin tried to order me about as to where the safest place to go would be. Excuse me! This is my home - I know the best places to hang, he thinks he's in charge and he's so wrong. And if he gives me those puppy dog eyes one more time, I'll have to blast him!
Where are the margaritas???
Posted by adrienne at October 21, 2006 06:01 PM
Comments
I think Padme has a bit of an inflated view of herself. Obi Wan would never entertain lustful thoughts towards a woman- he is a true Jedi.
And you must remember, dear Queen, that Obi Wan and Young Adam, while played by the same actor, are two completely different characters from two completely different universes. Young Adam would most certainly try to impress the Queen to get her into bed. And if Obi Wan found out about it, you'd be sure that he would defend her honor.
Posted by: JP at October 23, 2006 03:40 PM