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November 29, 2006

Ella Interviews the Girl

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The girl keeps going on about how she’s writing that homeschooling book, so I decided to interview her about it.

Ella: So I understand you’re writing a book about homeschooling?
Girl: Yes, I’ve been working on it since last February, although I only started doing really concentrated work on it in May. It’s due this coming June.
Ella: Why do you only feed me three times a day?
Girl: What? Um, well, you know, that’s really plenty….
Ella: Yeah, I don’t think so.
Girl: The vet says…
Ella: Oh, “The vet says.” What does the vet know?
Girl: But…
Ella: Whatever. Back to your book. Do you really work on it? Because it just looks like you spend all your time sitting around to me.
Girl: Well, writing isn’t really the sort of thing you do while jogging, is it?
Ella: You don’t let me sleep on your keyboard.
Girl: I know, because then I can’t type.
Ella: The laptop’s warm. I like it.
Girl: You get hair all over it.
Ella: I get hair on it? What about the kitten?
Girl: He’s afraid of the laptop.
Ella: I see you looking at kittens online.
Girl: It’s just Cute Overload.
Ella: Aren’t I good enough for you?
Girl: Well, you know, I just like to look at the kittens. They’re so cute.
Ella: Yeah, right. Cute.
Girl: It doesn’t mean anything.
Ella: …
Girl: I mean, I’m not going to go out and get one or anything.
Ella: …
Girl: Do you want a treat? Here, let me get you a treat.
Ella: [crunching] Well, I guess that about sums it up for the book. Is it time for dinner yet?
Girl: You just ate a half-hour ago….

Posted by Ella at November 29, 2006 10:00 AM

Comments

Sorry Ella, but cute overload has you beat today. Those puppies are so ADORABLE!!

Posted by: JJ at November 29, 2006 01:13 PM

The video of the kitten 3/4 of the way down was the ultimate.

Posted by: chuck at November 29, 2006 10:12 PM

Awww! Nice to meet you, Ella. My kitty sits on the laptop also, though she purrfers to sit atop the television. She's Holly and she has shiny black fur

Posted by: Little Willow at December 3, 2006 08:51 PM

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