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March 07, 2007
Queen Amidala’s Diary, The Prequel, Part 8
Long Time Ago
Naboo
bags Dark Chocolate Peanut M&Ms: ½ (screw the Trade Federation – I smuggled in my own), alcohol units: 0, cans hair spray: 0, winning lotto numbers: lotto suspended due to sudden occupation
I hate my life.
I decided to blow my handmaiden cover today, and no one even looked surprised. I was all like, “Hello, guys, I’M THE QUEEN. Once more with feeling this time.” They just looked bored. I need to get a better entourage.
I did wind up asking the Gunguns for help with the whole war thing, though, and they totally went for it. Those Gunguns aren’t so bad. I mean, they smell, but it turns out they all hate Jar Jar, too, which really makes you wonder why he’s still here. Anyway, it also turns out that I am a freaking brilliant politician, so yay me!
Qui-Gon’s going on and on about how we have to go retake the palace and blah, blah, blah, blah. On the upside, I get to shoot things. That’s always fun.
[Editor's Note: Don't miss Queen Amidala's other prequel entries -- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, and Part 7.]
Posted by adrienne at March 7, 2007 09:34 AM
Comments
YAY! Amidala Returns!
I'm SO going to audition for a spot in her entourage.
Posted by: Sabrina at March 8, 2007 10:06 AM
You are *so* in. You are way more useful than those screw-up Jedi. Plus you'd totally smuggle me more M&Ms, which everyone around here flatly refuses to do.
Posted by: Queen Amidala at March 8, 2007 11:22 AM
Woo hoo!
I may not be much with Jedi mind tricks, but I wield a mean HTML tag. Heee-YAH!
Posted by: Sabrina at March 9, 2007 09:42 AM