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February 20, 2009
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“I find your lack of a library card disturbing.”
C'mon, now you try.
Posted by adrienne at February 20, 2009 11:41 PM
Comments
"I am authorized to pick up holds for Mrs. Vader."
Posted by: Saints and Spinners at February 21, 2009 12:49 AM
Giggling over here. I don't know if I can do better than that. I found myself patting my pockets, looking desperately for the card...
Posted by: Sara at February 21, 2009 06:09 AM
"You can use this for a fried egg sandwich and two cookies on the dark side"
Posted by: Kristen at February 21, 2009 08:24 AM
"Look," (heavy breath) "I have no library fines."
"We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the reader; now *I* am the librarian. "
Okay, my facility with Star Wars lines makes me think I need to GET OUT MORE. Nerdalert!
Posted by: Tanita at February 21, 2009 01:32 PM
"Use the force."
Posted by: tonderdo at February 22, 2009 12:45 PM
Farida, HA! You know only a Jedi mind trick would let him get away with that one!
Sara, Ooo, it worked!
Kristen, You know I'd go for that one. :)
Tanita, Tee, hee. Vader did check out a book while he was at the library, and the person who checked him out did, in fact, try to tell him he had fines, but Vader would hear nothing of it. And BAH to getting out more--YAY to the nerds! Where would the world be without us?
Tammy, My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: adrienne at February 22, 2009 01:05 PM
"I need some reading material for my trip to the Death Star."
I'm a supreme nerd.
Posted by: Sarah at February 22, 2009 02:23 PM
Have you ever read Defective Yeti's essay called "Darth Vader Made Me Cry"?
http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/stories/darth_vader_made_me_cry.php
Posted by: Saints and Spinners at February 22, 2009 08:09 PM
Sarah, Someone asked me where he parked the Death Star while he was at the library. :)
Farida, It made me laugh, but OH MY GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE! I know he's got a reputation to keep up and everything, but WHY would he cross out "love"? Awful, awful.
Posted by: adrienne at February 22, 2009 10:24 PM
Luke, I am the adult sponsor for your library card.
Posted by: Kathy at February 23, 2009 04:27 PM
Kathy, HA! Another good one.
Posted by: adrienne at February 23, 2009 05:30 PM
"I signed it with my lightsaber. Striking, isn't it?"
Posted by: Christine at February 23, 2009 09:57 PM
That would have been SO COOL if he really had signed it with his lightsaber. As it is, I can't recall him even having one. Maybe I just missed it.
Posted by: adrienne at February 24, 2009 04:34 PM
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Library Card."
Posted by: chuck at February 25, 2009 06:37 PM
RAH!
Posted by: adrienne at February 25, 2009 10:19 PM