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December 08, 2009
Attack of the World’s Christmas Tree’s
by Lucas
(illustrations currently unavailable)
3 days before Christmas tree’s refused to be cut down. But al the hospitals were full from the H1N1 virus. The tree’s stomped children. The tree’s shot needle’s. The burnt down the empire state building. They were sick of the ornaments. They plot revenge. But all pine tree’s had to hide. They hid for weeks …and weeks …and weeks …and weeks …and weeks. They went mad. They ran to get back at the humans. But the government caught them.
THE END
Posted by adrienne at December 8, 2009 08:35 AM
Comments
Let us remember that our Lucas does have freely available Internet access these days.
Posted by: adrienne at December 8, 2009 08:41 AM
Speechless.
Posted by: Jules at December 8, 2009 09:55 AM
I would think it's wise to keep him off the net. No telling what damage a mind like his is capable of with a world wide audience.
Posted by: Jeffrey Lee at December 8, 2009 10:01 AM
This is cool.
Posted by: Madison at December 8, 2009 10:12 AM
Figures the government would catch those trees.*
(*Dear Aunt Adrienne - please nip this future apostrophe abuser in the bud - please!)
Posted by: Heidi at December 8, 2009 10:53 AM
If only Lucas had worked in some radioactive asteroid, I think that Godzilla might have helped thwart the government!
Posted by: xandi at December 8, 2009 12:41 PM
That's right, Lucas. The government will always catch them... even if they are shooting needles...
I'd like to map the landscape in this kid's brain.
Posted by: tanita at December 8, 2009 05:44 PM
We do obviously need to have a serious discussion about the difference between plurals and possessives.
My favorite part is that he's aware enough of the H1N1 virus to weave it into his story like that, not even calling it swine flu. My other favorite part is the illustration for "They went mad." Really priceless work.
Posted by: adrienne at December 8, 2009 07:18 PM
oh my. another reason I think Lucas will be in therapy someday. ;)
Posted by: olivia at December 8, 2009 11:08 PM
"Who on earth do you think you are?
A superstar?Well right you are!"
Instant Karma
John Lennon
Posted by: momster at December 9, 2009 10:04 AM
Didn't M. Night Shymalan just make a movie about this?
Posted by: Jen at December 9, 2009 08:20 PM
Olivia, All the interesting people are. :)
Thanks, Momster!
Jen, I suppose, although I get more of a sense of motivation from Lucas's trees than from M's.
Posted by: adrienne at December 9, 2009 09:01 PM
I will have to scan the illustrations & send them to you.
He actually has quite the Christmas Catastrophe collection going. Can reindeer get strep?
Posted by: tonderdo at December 10, 2009 05:16 AM